HOT CHILE – CHILE DOUSED IN HEAT
By Matt Fong
Santiago: Following the subsequent snow storms that hit the East Coast in America, Chile and
the surrounding countries in South America has been hit with raining firestorms and abnormal
volcanic activity.
The precipitation shifted from normal precipitation to burning brimstone. Occasionally, pieces of
shrapnel and meteors will accompany it, rendering the land burnt and unusable for the rest of the
year.
“This is truly devastating.” Said Dr. Herman Primeiro, a scientist investigating the strange
weather. “This land is now destroyed and it’s going to take millions of dollars to repair. The
brimstone has known to reach heats of 800 degrees Celsius and the casualties are reaching the
millions.
“I’m lucky to be alive.” said Dustin MacDonald, a tourist. Experts have now noticed the shrapnel
and devastation spell out “THIS IS ONLY BEGINNING” in the ground from an overhead view.
“All I can say,” said Dr. Primeiro. “Is that things are going to get worse from here.”